Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Do you want to know how to throw a party in your mouth?

Just use Listerine undiluted for 20 seconds. If you can hold off for 20 seconds, you had just about everyone from Andrew W.K to Jay-Z parrrty hard in your mouth.

I don't even know what the hell is in it, but is it even legal to make something that powerful?

I still have mushy nose and no, I don't remember what I dreamed about today.

P.S. Have you ever felt like your body hair seems thicker in the winter time? Do you think humans get winter fur just like animals do?

I prefer Arm and Hammer toothpaste and Tom's natural mouthwash because I'm a mushy idealistic urbanized hippy.

I also have a soft spot for kittens and flowers. No, I'm not always bitchy.

I like to party, occasionally in my head.


Tanya said...

add pop rocks and you have a real party!

aibonski said...

I was thinking about pop rocks the other day. How I used to love it!