Monday, March 30, 2009

all the common men

I used to be really good friend with this guy Jeff. We were like a sister and a brother. I loved him dearly. We used to live together as a roommate even. He still lives in Vancouver, and we don't talk anymore. But I have fond memories of him.

Anyway, when I attended an all-ages show last night, I saw at least 3 Jeff doppelganger. So it got me thinking.


There is at least 1 Jeff in every friend circle.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

As you have already noticed, everyone has different standard when you are speaking about "beauty". But when you are talking about adjective to describe someone of that status, there are only so few words: hot, smoking, cute and whathaveyou.

So you don't actually know if the person described as "hot" is hot or not in your eyes.

Me being so scientific, I came up with very easy to use system to rate "hotness" so everyone is on the same page, rather than 2 planets away. I have never experienced this myself personally, but you always hear horror story of a blind date going wrong when someone is introduced to you as "cute and sexy" turned out to be "cuddly and bear like". If you use this system I am about to reveal to you, you will never have to experience it again. Unless of course, your friend is acting like a dink and lied. I am in no way responsible for dat.

So here is my system: you use famous people (wait, there is more)

hotness of Alissa Milano (who's the boss era) or Christina Applegate ( all my children era) - this one can be tried with Charmed era and more recent Applegate

hotness of Bush X or Incubus

hotness of Blur or Oasis

Rivers Cuomo of Weezer or Matt Sharp of ex-Weezer

hotness of Jim Carey

hotness of Micheal Keaton, George Clooney or Christian Bale Batman

hotness of Bill Murray

hotness of Courtney Love

This is I think by far the best:

hotness of Kittie ( this is used like this - " she is weird and kinda dark, you know, like Kittie "


hotness of the cranberries

Thursday, March 26, 2009


My friend is great. She shoots from her hips but with grace. Unlike me. I just shoot from hips but I also sneak an upper cut on top of that. Why aren't everyone just like us?

Wait, if everyone was just like us, we will have cat ladies pandemic. In a way, that would be interesting to see. Dudes with gazillions of sperms, no where to go. Lots and lots of meowing, meowing and hissing.

Ok Ok, it's just my version of the cat ladies pandemic. I am sure my friend's version of future would be like cute babies with chubby cheeks, sparkling wine on a checkered picnic cloth, wearing really cute summer dress, eating strawberry or two.

She is great.

I am great sometimes, only if you give me something to eat.

PS. This goes out to my Chudchud. If I were to write a review for the Ghosts album it will go like this: "It sounds just like a band Ian Curtis would form if he decided it's not cool to have seizure and be an avant garde prick all the time, and decides that the future lies in early 90's"

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I believe

in magic.

just kidding. But sometimes, as much as I'm afraid of it, I believe in ghosts and sprits.

some other times, I don't think about it much.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

little wish little hope

Sometimes, I wish I could shrink myself and see from cat's point of view. ( it could be dogs also ) Basically, to imagine what it's like to be that short and covered with hair all over. This wish stems from the fact that I am cold all the time. The only time I'm not cold is in the middle of the summer. For mere 2 short months I don't complain but rest of the year? Forget it mister.

Another thing I want to transform myself into would be the borrowers. Although realistically, they have it pretty tough ( I mean, you live in between the floor and you have to risk your life trying to "borrow" stuff from someone close to 100 times bigger than you. )

As much as I love sumrfs, I don't want to look like them. I just like to adore them from afar. I will consider being a gnome, not the girl gnome though. I don't know why but no way.

P.S. I know the cat photo is not so good PC-wise, but it's funny in very crass way. I enjoy toilet and crass humor.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Are you....

or technically, were you excited it was TGIF?

I have better one: TGIMFBYBY


Thursday, March 19, 2009


When I have too much sugar ( such of a can of pop ) I get hyper.

Some might say I get insane with jazzy movements.

I am jazzy, period.

I also get insane when I get hungry. I break shit, and whine.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

my crack


I am addicted to Seinfeld. I stay awake later now so I can watch the show. Is there such a thing as SA? Sein-anon?

Monday, March 16, 2009

wet or dry?

For those who get grossed out easily, this entry ain't for you.

Did you know that there are 2 kind of people out there as far as the consistency of your ear wax? There is no mix, it's either dry or wet. Japanese people tend to be dry, South-East Asians tend to be wet, as well as Caucasians. Don't know about Mexicans or Afro-Americans.

Anyways, I have very dry one myself and terrible hearing. I always thought it was my concentration or self-absorption issues but I met someone else who has the exact same hearing issue as I do! The issue we both have is that we can't hear the word properly, we hear something like the word being said. ( Good example being Barack Obama. First time I heard it, I just thought his name was Black Obama or usually something really weird )

So it happens, this person also has really dry ear wax!!!

Could it be the dry wax people have hearing issues??

Anyone anyone?

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Girls with slight wondering eye are hot, but boys with the same condition is not so much.

This picture is random but wonderful. Pretending to be Egyptian looks fun.

Thursday, March 12, 2009


Did you know that yesterday was Osama Bin Ladin's 52nd birthday?

P.S. Supposedly, Osama and Hitler both only has/had 1 testicle. I also heard that Osama is a hermaphrodite.

So, if you want to dictate the world, I suggest you sacrifice your 1 testicle to the cause, and possibly, growing some kind of highly impressionable facial hair helps too. If you are a woman wanting to rule the world, I suggest you have plastic surgery to make yourself look like Hilary Clinton.

Just shitting with your mind, of course.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


Keep it hush hush, but my feet are so flat. So flat in fact, I can make farting sound with my non-existing arches at pools and I can make horrifying teeth grind noises while I'm asleep without waking myself up!

If you fold $20 american dollar into an airplane shape, you can see the pentagon on fire on one side and the twin tower on fire on the other side! Apparently, this is a very well known fact ( according to my mom and my brother ). My almost mother told me that it must be invented by a drunkard. CONSPIRACY!

Monday, March 9, 2009

all in the family

As you know, certain things get passed down from your parents to you. Such examples are Samantha's magic nose twitching to her half human daughter,( By the way, I was well into my adulthood when I discovered that her husband's name was not "Darling" but rather, "Darren" or something ), bad-posture, bad eyesight, and what have you.

In my family? The love for stripey things. We ( excluding my papa ) love stripey clothes. We must be related to Hamberglar somewhere. In fact, my mother maybe have had an affair with him to bore such stripey loving children.

P.S. I am a slacker vegetarian who eats fish. So obviously, I did not inherit Hamberglar's love for Hamburger. Not everything gets passed down, you know?

Saturday, March 7, 2009

just do it

Hi people!

While I was in Japan, I went to this crazy amusement park which contained the longest wooden roller coaster ride as well as this thing called "Steel Dragon 2000". We actually didn't ride the mother ( I really dislike roller coaster or anything that makes my heart bump and grind ) because by the time we got around to it, it was closed but I will attach some pictures of the ride I found.

The highest point of the whole coaster is 97 meters, which is approximately 320 feet high. The second highest point is probably somewhere in 300 feet level. The red line indicates the first section of the ride coming out of the entrance, and the blue indicates going back to the entrance. As you can see, you will pee your pants or at least end up with very sweaty palms. If you ever get to go to this park, its worth every penny.

Friday, March 6, 2009

I am back from Japan. Apparently, people can still function somewhat normally after 30 hours with little sleep.

P.S. I got to go to Denver International Airport!
P.P.S. I have some conspiracy theory to share it with you soon.