pssss...

Keep it hush hush, but my feet are so flat. So flat in fact, I can make farting sound with my non-existing arches at pools and I can make horrifying teeth grind noises while I'm asleep without waking myself up!



If you fold $20 american dollar into an airplane shape, you can see the pentagon on fire on one side and the twin tower on fire on the other side! Apparently, this is a very well known fact ( according to my mom and my brother ). My almost mother told me that it must be invented by a drunkard. CONSPIRACY!