Monday, January 11, 2010

Corey Heim was a dreamboat

Hello there,

While I was away from this thing, these are the things that happened to me:
1) I discovered joy of lol cats once more.
2) My bangs were not the way I thought I cut them,so I had to fix them.
3) Not drinking enough water.
4) Keep having weird dreams.

I have not perfected not remembered to practice my lucid dreaming skill in a while, I have continued to dream weird shit. So weird that I was hesitant to blog about it. There were few words of encouragement, so here I go.

1st dream:
I dreamed about group of Nazi fanatics who had a troop of walking corpses. These zombies were in fact women who were raped and murdered by Nazis and they were wrapped around in white sheets. I was trying rescue them from the Nazis.

2nd dream:
I dreamed that I was in a office, kinda like the tv sitcom office. Except I knew this did no take place in current time, but rather, in a future. Unfortunately, I forgot the most exciting part about it.

3rd dream:
I was trying to organize a menage-trois involving 11 British people. I was haggling with a motel to rent us a room and I got them to rent out 2 rooms for 11 people. I was trying to calm the group down by saying " I don't think it's against the rule to split the group in 2, guys". Obviously, I was trying to organize this thing for some competition.

Only, after I woke up, I realized the logistics of this does not work at all. Maybe I was trying to unleash 5 to 6 people per room to see what happens next.

Don't judge me just because I dream about rescuing zombies from Nazis or organizing menage-trois. It's just a dream.

Wise Frasier Crane once said, "Have a good mental day". I don't know what to do with the tossed salad and scrambled eggs. I had no idea Kelsey Grammer sang that lame song.

I wonder what I'm going to dream about today?

Look, I found Lucid dreaming machine! Literally, there is a machine for everything. I am sure there exists a bum wiping machine, even!


colchu said...

dreams are only dreams. (well actually that's not true). But they're symbolic. Who are the nazis and who are the zombie women? This is what you need to figure out.

at least you weren't trying to shoot really happy people in the head (and failing miserably) like in my dream!

aibonski said...

I think you have a dirty mind. Yep, that must be it.