Saturday, January 31, 2009

If I were a dictator

If I became the dictator of my city, I will ban the following:

1) public make out session where you can clearly see they are exchanging saliva and about to devour each other
2) hoochies with thong underwear above their pants line
3)sweatpants/lululemon pants with UGG boots
4)dudes with no shirt in public sidewalks

I will make sure that there are special squad of people to patrol above mentioned activities and when busted, people are forced to perform 15 girl push-ups right then right there.

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