Hey guys

I woke up at 20 past 5 today because Mr.Peanut got up. As I am blind as a bat, I just assumed it was time to get up. Only to realize 10 mins later that it is not 6 o'clock, but rather, 5. I had serious indigestion due to eating too much on early morning tummy. I had big tummy for rest of the day.

However, this may have to do with the fact that I have been eating the same black bean soup for like 3 meals. Can I say, I am gassy? I mean, really, I've been the fart factory all day.



this picture is titled "wet suit fart" it's awesome it blows my mind

BTW Do you know what is the most effective way to diverse stinky fart?

A. By hopping side ways like a crab and hitting your bum.

It is all true! We japanese know eeeeeverything