my eyes hurt. it's been hurting for 2 days now.



first the fart storm hit me,

then eye ball killer hit me.


maybe I'll be hit by bad hair day next.





Then, I am not sure. Maybe I will start eat meat again and wear muumuu and moonwalk everywhere.



I wanted to organize my wedding party to dance exactly like Thriller at my wedding. It was veto-ed by all. I still wish I did it.