Friday, February 20, 2009

If

You know, as much as I want to sound cosmopolitan and shit, it still buffles me to cross the time zone. I understand it as a theory in my mind, to seriously, to leave your home at 5:30am on Thursday and be somewhere else at 4:30 on Friday in less than 24 hours is weird. Or to leave somewhere on Thursday night just to arrive somewhere else on Thursday day in less than 24 hours is also strange.

It`s the easiest way to pretend you know how to time travel or feel like you just time traveled.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I was watching part of All star basketball game the other day. As much as I know nothing about basketball, I noticed one thing. Well, actually, I've been wondering about this for a while: interesting choices of name for Afro-American people. I mean, these days, anything goes and you don't actually never see name like Enid, Donna, Basil, Bertha and what have you.

But you know what I mean. I wonder the name choices for Afro-Americans derive from its diverse racial background and religions ( you know, like Islam, Judaism, Gospel type Christianity, African, Tahitian, etc, etc ) On the other hand, us Asians are pretty boring.

Anyways, only person with interesting name that I know the image of is Dwid from Integrity. I am positive that's not his real name but he's been Dwid for at least 15 years. I once knew a boy who dined with Integrity in Cleveland. He said they were really scary. They threw a potato at a car, almost causing an accident on American highway.

I am obviously not in the top notch shape according to this post. I'm waiting for my bread dough to rise, gimme a break.

girl of all seasons

If you ever owned a pet or two, you know they shed generally but shed a lot during seasonal change-a-loo. Cats get thicker coat during the winter, that I know as a fact. As much as I hate snakes and reptiles ( it's making me gross as I type the word ), they shed their good ol' scale. Supposedly, if you find an intact snake skin, keep it. It will make you rich.



Anyways, my question is: does human have seasonal shedding sesh too? I feel I'm shedding a lot more hair than usual right now. Hair strands on ground makes me feel grossed out, but this is out of control. I mean, it's a wonder that I'm not going bold yet. As much as I like my hair long and messy, this is making me consider shaving it all off for the sake of not seeing my own disgusting hair shed sesh. Maybe it's a sign that I need to comb my hair. I have not combed my hair in a long, long time. No, I am not a Rastafarian, I am living in the age of Aquarius.

Monday, February 16, 2009

clear

I just want to clarify that I am afraid of overly large people, not any large strangers.


And also I love saying "fantabulous". Apparently,Little Richard made that up.

knight's move

I am into numbers. I love calculating tips correctly without help from my cell phone or casio calculator watch. I get such satisfaction out of them that it's actually kind of sad. My love for numbers extend to my love of Sudoku also.


On the other hand, I suck, I mean SHIT, I suck at crossword puzzle or Rubik's cube. Don't you dare bringing those near me.



On totally different note, I am afraid of large strangers. I am the first one to admit it too, I think. I guess thus my love for small creatures such as smurfs and gnomes. Is that size-ism? I want some input on this one for sure. I want to get to the bottom of this because I am uncomfortable with the fact that I am afraid!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

surprise surprise

Yesterday was Valentine's day, which I think is over-rated. I am sure a lot of people acquired pimple/zits from eating too much chocolate. It seems to put a lot of pressure on people, you know? Whatever, though. That is not the point of this post, I guess it is in a way.

How do you feel about Kinder Surprise? Do you like them? I was highly into them in my high school years. I even thought the chocolate wasn't so bad. I really really liked them when they had Smurf collection. I bought them often, traded my Smurfs for the one I don't own, got upset when I ended up getting the puzzle. I did keep on buying the surprise well after the collection was over ( spradicaly, nontheless ) Only thing that stopped me from buying is when then came up with "modern art collection" which required no assembling and was just lame, lame and lamofo.





But that was like 10 years ago, maybe I should restore my faith in the egg again. Everytime I'm in the line up for grocery, I look at them and ponder the purchase. Haven't done it though. I used to feel the same way about that weird newspaper, Weekly World News or something. You know that one all about Bat boy is born! or Fattest person on earth. There is so much lure into reading that thing, but in very perverted, hush hush way.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

cat-type robot, blue

I dreamed about this last night. At least part of it. I actually stopped remembering dream for a while there but it came back to me!