Once someone told me that people with bad complexion are sexy.

I disagreed.

But now that I'm older and slightly wiser and more cougar-esq, I can see this dude's point. Bad skin can be sexy, if they are in their 20s or older.

It must have to do with their personality too, but I think the basic thing is confidence.

I am confident that I'm pretty crass-y;therefore, I can get away saying shit that's gnarly.

Yep, that's so true. Just like the fact that I speak like a little dude also helps my confidence in my crassness.

I am not ashamed to say that in grade 7 I had 32 pimples on my forehead and I know the number because I actually took my time to count them all.

This is not sexy in anyway though, the lady on the right, that's just bad:

I don't know if anyone reads this blog consistent enough, but I have been very lazy about it lately.

Anyway, if you do read this often, then you may recall one entry about how Mr.Peanut looks like the dude from that Swedish band, the Hives and Kevin Costner circa 80s.

You know who else look like him? The dude from Lonely Island. Especially from the movie, Hot Rod.

I have such a soft spot for comedy made by SNL dudes, such as Joe Dirt. I know, I am crass and I am not proud of it, but rather accepting of it.

Anyway, this movie, Hot Rod. The guy who is Kevin in the movie is so uncannily Mr.Peanut that it was bizzaro.

Like in this picture,


And this picture. In either one, he looks a lot like Mr.Peanut circa late 90s minus the high waisted pants.

Is this mean that Mr.Peanut is very generic looking that he can look like someone of Swedish origin to Jewish American??

Also, it was pointed out for the first time that I have strange drawl to my speech. Have you notice that?

Mr.Peanut is known to say very profound things, such as "Coffee is like day time beer and beer is like night time coffee" however, I just discovered that he has a soft spot for America/Canada's next top model.

I guess it's equivalent to my obsession with Seinfeld but he likes Seifeld also. I don't dig top model. I think it kinda stinks.

I dig bewitched and I love Lucy, a lot.


People named Dick which I think is weird. How did Richard become Dick and how did Dick become associated with male genital?

It's deeper than you think.

Look what I found: someone custom made Penis shaped chandelier!

Today, I was laughed at by my boss as I was coming into work. I am not sure why. Today, I was asked where I get my clothes. But I believe this was a compliment. Because he told me that my fashion sense is eclectic at best and somehow I pull it together.



If this wasn't a good thing, then I don't think I have anything to look forward to because to me, every day is "dress-up" day.

I also have very large attitude for a person of small stature and I am OK with that.

Fuck you, authority and hello Cheech and Chong.



I just notice that Mr.Peanut has cookie crumbs on his upper lip. He told me I was terrible for writing that up. Heh.

You know, there is one thing I always wondered about. OK, this statement is not true at all, considering I am full of questions most of the time. So technically, it came to me recently:

who do you think picks up guide dog's poopoo? Or are they trained to only poopoo and peepee at their own home? Even then, how should a blind person clean up when they can't see?

Do they leave poopoo lying around everywhere? I think they should be like the horse carriage, and they should have dog poopoo trapper.

Someone, go paten that shit.

It just came to me: My personality is similar to Jack Black's character. The way I say "Dude" all the time, in annoying mannerism, how prick-ish he is as a character, weird facial expression.... evidences are there.

I am the Asian female version of Jack Black.

This couple of days has been greatly warm. My hippy dresses/skirts are in full bloom. I am re-inventing myself out of " I'm punk rawk, and I don't give a fuck" to " I am a flower child, let's hug a tree".

This is me in the 90s.

This is me in the year 2000. Mind you, I do wear clothes often.



Not that I dig hugging or touching people all that much. In fact, I am not a touchy person in anyway. You can ask Mr.Peanut and he'll tell you so.

Anyways, I guess because of the heat and such, I have been wearing sandals and such. I feel like my hands have been uber dirty when in fact, it's not.

It's like having fantom acid trip at your hands.



You know? like seeing dirt on your hands when there are none. Is this mean I'm really turning into Cheech and Chong?