Hey guys

I woke up at 20 past 5 today because Mr.Peanut got up. As I am blind as a bat, I just assumed it was time to get up. Only to realize 10 mins later that it is not 6 o'clock, but rather, 5. I had serious indigestion due to eating too much on early morning tummy. I had big tummy for rest of the day.

However, this may have to do with the fact that I have been eating the same black bean soup for like 3 meals. Can I say, I am gassy? I mean, really, I've been the fart factory all day.



this picture is titled "wet suit fart" it's awesome it blows my mind

BTW Do you know what is the most effective way to diverse stinky fart?

A. By hopping side ways like a crab and hitting your bum.

It is all true! We japanese know eeeeeverything

All of me

I am not sure if I am the only person on this earth who gets really pissed at restaurants. Don't get me wrong, I am generally very relaxed urban hippy in attitude (sans petuli), but when I'm hungry, and the food you order take like an hour and half to come out, I get really critical and sarcastic.

But maybe that's what Hulk feels when he ends up ripping his clothes every time he's upset and starts freaking out.


Me with content stomach



Me with no food in my stomach

Do you like cheese? I like cheese. Depends on what cheese, but I like cheese, a lot. It gives me terrible burping problem sometimes, but I like cheese a lot.

I know I wrote about this before, but I think the Dairy Farmers of Canada has new ad where a kid is not eating whatever is on their plate ( mostlikely vegetable ) then all of the sudden, a boy ( in the newest version a juggler man ) made out of cheese appears!

It is amazing.

On the other hand, the deodorant, AXE, has this commercial involving a dude turned into a chocolate dude, now that shit is whack, yo.



I am assuming that Dairy Farmers of Canada ad is not as popular as AXE commercial. What a bummer.

I just like to say that I like cheese and chocolate but I don't like pizzas or chocolate bar that much. In fact, I don't think I can eat a whole slice of pizza without having harsh indigestion.

IF you are my blog's avid reader, then you know I have issues with certain clothing style. If I could dictate a city, I would definitely ban certain styles that I find not pleasing to my little eyes.

I decided to add 2 more

1)Legging as pants
You know what? No one cares about your saggy bum bum nor young camel toe-d cooch. Unless you know how to run, at least cover your crotch with longer shirt or with shorts.


2)Surf shorts worn as regular shorts
Dude, is your name Jeff Spicoli? Do you know how to actually ride a surf board, not your ass mountain bike? As comfortable as it maybe to you, we do not care to see a swimming shorts in day to day basis. Might as well wear speedos.

my peanut looks a lot like the singer from the Hives, as well as Kevin Costner circa 80s.


I don't particularly look like anyone but occasionally, I look like this.

sometimes, I wonder what it feels like to have hair like cousin "Itt" from the Addams Family.

sometimes, i think my hair looks awesome.

sometimes, i think my hair smells really bad, like camp fire.

sometimes, i really hate seeing dandruff on other people because it paranoids me to no ends.

I really enjoy smelling people's hair ( I only like to smell those who I know real well. I mean, I don't go around smelling just any bum or nothin' )

robot dance

Some people are always striving to be certain way (ie: Octomom or whatever she is called. She is creepy. And that lady who tried to change herself into a cat and other lady who had gazillion of surgery to look like barbie)

Some find Britney Spears hot, Jessica Simpson hot Angelina Jolie hot.

Me? I think Shelly Duval is the shit.

I am built to wear and live in the 60s.

Peace, Love, and all the hippy shenanigans. Let us just meditate and listen to the 13th floor elevator in peace, maaan.



Obviously, I am super tired and hungry and grumpy and inpatient.